fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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