Little spoons don't ask big questions
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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