U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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