alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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