Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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