yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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