Sry I called you an 8
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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