It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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