Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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