you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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