kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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