Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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