Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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