they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
this will be a night to untag.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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