actually, I'm a sock model
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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