I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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