So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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