There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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