I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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