i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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