office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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