Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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