btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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