I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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