She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
