How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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