Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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