How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You're like the curious george of whores
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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