Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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