I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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