don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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