The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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