dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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