He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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