idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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