the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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