Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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