NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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