Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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