your room smells of hookers.
And success
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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