Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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