Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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