We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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