So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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