then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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