Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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