That's intense
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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