Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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