Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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