I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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