hotel room ftw
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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