I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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